[ZSDGrace]

We are glad to announce the first article competition will begin. The title of this competition is: The first time Conquer Online & I.

Duration: 5/30 – 6/30 (1 month)
Requirement: level 70/70+ players

You can write an essay or story about your first PK, first marriage, first time joining a guild, first time taking a quest, first time building a house etc. Think of whatever you can to offer Conquer Online’s players a funny, impressive story.

Article Rules:

1. You should submit an ORIGINAL article (written by yourself). Copied ones will not be allowed.
2. Must have proper English, spelling, grammar, punctuation, capitalization and sentence structure.
3. Must not contain pornography/adult material, hate or violence-oriented, suggest racial intolerance, advocating against any individual or group.

Voting Rules:
1. Polls close Jun. 30th, 2008.
2. All voters must register and fill out their account ID, password and validation code before casting their vote and their characters should have reached at least level 20.
3. Each IP address and account can only vote once for each contestant.
4. Each contestant can use only one account.

Prizes:

Rank 1-3 3 4*2 package dbs
Rank 4-10 7 3*2 package dbs
Rank 11-20 10 2*2 package dbs
Rank 21-30 10 1*2 package dbs

It is the time for you to exhibit your talent! Let others know you from your story, meanwhile you will have a chance to win DBs, why not joining?

Show your talent at writing and win Dragon Balls. What a good chance! Join in now!

Originally Posted by Durant

In case some of you havent seen, the articles should be submitted here:

http://article.co.91.com/displayList.php

[BallOnStick]

Originally Posted by ZSDGrace

We are glad to announce the first article competition will begin. The title of this competition is: The first time Conquer Online & I.

Duration: 5/30 – 6/30 (1 month)
Requirement: level 70/70+ players

You can write an essay or story about your first PK, first marriage, first time joining a guild, first time taking a quest, first time building a house etc. Think of whatever you can to offer Conquer Online’s players a funny, impressive story.

Article Rules:

1. You should submit an ORIGINAL article (written by yourself). Copied ones will not be allowed.
2. Must have proper English, spelling, grammar, punctuation, capitalization and sentence structure.
3. Must not contain pornography/adult material, hate or violence-oriented, suggest racial intolerance, advocating against any individual or group.

Voting Rules:
1. Polls close Jun. 30th, 2008.
2. All voters must register and fill out their account ID, password and validation code before casting their vote and their characters should have reached at least level 20.
3. Each IP address and account can only vote once for each contestant.
4. Each contestant can use only one account.

Prizes:

Rank 1-3 3 4*2 package dbs
Rank 4-10 7 3*2 package dbs
Rank 11-20 10 2*2 package dbs
Rank 21-30 10 1*2 package dbs

It is the time for you to exhibit your talent! Let others know you from your story, meanwhile you will have a chance to win DBs, why not joining?

Show your talent at writing and win Dragon Balls. What a good chance! Join in now!

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[LetoKynes]

how long do the articles have to be? o.o

[WoW>Co]

Well unless you are a retard when you submit it TELLS YOU HOW MANY CHARACTERS YOU NEED.

[OptimaL]

My Conquer Online Story:

The first time I killed someone.

The rage was building inside of me. Someone had DARED to call me a loser, when they have a useless character on Conquer Online? I crudely hit them with a weapon that looks like a ***-pride ban stick. I felt a surge of happiness and comical wismacogs course through my muscular big model body. It was hilarious, they were angry in real life and were probably spitting at their monitor. I was so sexually excited by the whole event that I became extremely aroused. Unfortunately I had to buy a new keyboard, as my pking had irreparably damaged the inner workings of my old one. After ordering my new keyboard I sat back on my sofa and relaxed while watching MTV's Pimp my Ride! a totally abysmal show in which a group of asshats completely trashes an already crap car so badly that the insurance sky rockets, and the owner has to chuck it in a scrap heap because noone will buy the ****ing ugly piece of shit.
As i lay in bed that night, longing for the sexual touch of my favourite anime character Ash Ketchum from pocket monsters (he's got a monster in his pocket I'm telling you!), I contemplated my Conquer achievements throughout the day:

I had killed a person, I showed no remorse for their rotting corpse on the ground. The thought of a dead body at my feet was extremely empowering, it reminded me of the troubles of Michael Jackson, I remembered in that instant that I had sworn to slay all of his mortal enemies as I had with this foolish fellow, BigBoobs4LYFE! My quest to save Michael Jackson had barely begun, but i was on the right road.

Michael, i'm here for you.

Baby.

Owwww!!!

[LetoKynes]

Originally Posted by WoW>Co

Well unless you are a retard when you submit it TELLS YOU HOW MANY CHARACTERS YOU NEED.

did you break a nail today?

[stephy007]

Originally Posted by LetoKynes

how long do the articles have to be? o.o

more than 350

[fruitSNACK]

Originally Posted by ZSDGrace

We are glad to announce the first article competition will begin. The title of this competition is: The first time Conquer Online & I.

Duration: 5/30 – 6/30 (1 month)
Requirement: level 70/70+ players

You can write an essay or story about your first PK, first marriage, first time joining a guild, first time taking a quest, first time building a house etc. Think of whatever you can to offer Conquer Online’s players a funny, impressive story.

Article Rules:

1. You should submit an ORIGINAL article (written by yourself). Copied ones will not be allowed.
2. Must have proper English, spelling, grammar, punctuation, capitalization and sentence structure.
3. Must not contain pornography/adult material, hate or violence-oriented, suggest racial intolerance, advocating against any individual or group.

Voting Rules:
1. Polls close Jun. 30th, 2008.
2. All voters must register and fill out their account ID, password and validation code before casting their vote and their characters should have reached at least level 20.
3. Each IP address and account can only vote once for each contestant.
4. Each contestant can use only one account.

Prizes:

Rank 1-3 3 4*2 package dbs
Rank 4-10 7 3*2 package dbs
Rank 11-20 10 2*2 package dbs
Rank 21-30 10 1*2 package dbs

It is the time for you to exhibit your talent! Let others know you from your story, meanwhile you will have a chance to win DBs, why not joining?

Show your talent at writing and win Dragon Balls. What a good chance! Join in now!

wow thats the ***est thing i have ever seen

[HERZELEID]

Originally Posted by ZSDGrace

We are glad to announce the first article competition will begin. The title of this competition is: The first time Conquer Online & I.

Duration: 5/30 – 6/30 (1 month)
Requirement: level 70/70+ players

You can write an essay or story about your first PK, first marriage, first time joining a guild, first time taking a quest, first time building a house etc. Think of whatever you can to offer Conquer Online’s players a funny, impressive story.

Article Rules:

1. You should submit an ORIGINAL article (written by yourself). Copied ones will not be allowed.
2. Must have proper English, spelling, grammar, punctuation, capitalization and sentence structure.
3. Must not contain pornography/adult material, hate or violence-oriented, suggest racial intolerance, advocating against any individual or group.

Voting Rules:
1. Polls close Jun. 30th, 2008.
2. All voters must register and fill out their account ID, password and validation code before casting their vote and their characters should have reached at least level 20.
3. Each IP address and account can only vote once for each contestant.
4. Each contestant can use only one account.

Prizes:

Rank 1-3 3 4*2 package dbs
Rank 4-10 7 3*2 package dbs
Rank 11-20 10 2*2 package dbs
Rank 21-30 10 1*2 package dbs

It is the time for you to exhibit your talent! Let others know you from your story, meanwhile you will have a chance to win DBs, why not joining?

Show your talent at writing and win Dragon Balls. What a good chance! Join in now!

can u be the first guy that i kill?

[pokerpoker]

Originally Posted by HERZELEID

can u be the first guy that i kill?

got that bit right.

[Rogue~§õrá]

Originally Posted by OptimaL

My Conquer Online Story:

The first time I killed someone.

The rage was building inside of me. Someone had DARED to call me a loser, when they have a useless character on Conquer Online? I crudely hit them with a weapon that looks like a ***-pride ban stick. I felt a surge of happiness and comical wismacogs course through my muscular big model body. It was hilarious, they were angry in real life and were probably spitting at their monitor. I was so sexually excited by the whole event that I became extremely aroused. Unfortunately I had to buy a new keyboard, as my pking had irreparably damaged the inner workings of my old one. After ordering my new keyboard I sat back on my sofa and relaxed while watching MTV's Pimp my Ride! a totally abysmal show in which a group of asshats completely trashes an already crap car so badly that the insurance sky rockets, and the owner has to chuck it in a scrap heap because noone will buy the ****ing ugly piece of shit.
As i lay in bed that night, longing for the sexual touch of my favourite anime character Ash Ketchum from pocket monsters (he's got a monster in his pocket I'm telling you!), I contemplated my Conquer achievements throughout the day:

I had killed a person, I showed no remorse for their rotting corpse on the ground. The thought of a dead body at my feet was extremely empowering, it reminded me of the troubles of Michael Jackson, I remembered in that instant that I had sworn to slay all of his mortal enemies as I had with this foolish fellow, BigBoobs4LYFE! My quest to save Michael Jackson had barely begun, but i was on the right road.

Michael, i'm here for you.

Baby.

Owwww!!!

Rofl

[BallOnStick]

Originally Posted by OptimaL

My Conquer Online Story:

The first time I killed someone.

The rage was building inside of me. Someone had DARED to call me a loser, when they have a useless character on Conquer Online? I crudely hit them with a weapon that looks like a ***-pride ban stick. I felt a surge of happiness and comical wismacogs course through my muscular big model body. It was hilarious, they were angry in real life and were probably spitting at their monitor. I was so sexually excited by the whole event that I became extremely aroused. Unfortunately I had to buy a new keyboard, as my pking had irreparably damaged the inner workings of my old one. After ordering my new keyboard I sat back on my sofa and relaxed while watching MTV's Pimp my Ride! a totally abysmal show in which a group of asshats completely trashes an already crap car so badly that the insurance sky rockets, and the owner has to chuck it in a scrap heap because noone will buy the ****ing ugly piece of shit.
As i lay in bed that night, longing for the sexual touch of my favourite anime character Ash Ketchum from pocket monsters (he's got a monster in his pocket I'm telling you!), I contemplated my Conquer achievements throughout the day:

I had killed a person, I showed no remorse for their rotting corpse on the ground. The thought of a dead body at my feet was extremely empowering, it reminded me of the troubles of Michael Jackson, I remembered in that instant that I had sworn to slay all of his mortal enemies as I had with this foolish fellow, BigBoobs4LYFE! My quest to save Michael Jackson had barely begun, but i was on the right road.

Michael, i'm here for you.

Baby.

Owwww!!!

I VOTE FOR THAT

U SHOULD WIN

[Darkcloud.]

Originally Posted by WoW>Co

Hi retard, I've already visited your crappy ass site (article.co.91.com) LONG BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCED IT!

LEARN TO HIDE UR SHIT NOOB.

mwahahaah

[OptimaL]

My Conquer Online Story

My First Dragonball Drops

In 1984 on May the 14th, Michael met Reagan in the White House to receive an award. I have often wondered how he felt, for a short time i knew, but it was all taken away from me.

It was an ordinary day for me, I ate breakfast, walked the dog and turned up all the speakers in the house to maximum so that when my unsuspecting family turned them on, they would be blasted back to the thriller era! OW!

By now I had gone the full 6 hour break from Conquer that my addiction could handle, so I quickly fired up my computer and started that ***** up.

I made small talk with my friends, however this was quite futile, as they all appeared to be unable to read basic English. I pondered whether they were perhaps away from their computer. However, I could not possibly envision someone being able to resist an open Conquer client, I sure couldn't!

I decided to ignore them and get down to business, today I would level my character up so that I would command respect and fear among my server population. I began the mind-blowingly awesome process of leveling, with each blow of my ***-pride ban stick I was a step closer to impressing all the girls. Suddenly, something amazing happened.

My weapon skill activated and instantly vaporized the crappy-looking foes, and there lay.. TWO DRAGONBALLS. Now I was there with Jacko, standing next to Reagan! In my sheer excitement I urinated and let out a high-pitched squeal of delight. No one would believe this, I was going to be the most popular guy in conquer! I just knew this was going to get me laid! I wasn't going to let anyone take this moment from me, but before i could claim the balls, my mother entered the room with a look of terror on her face. I quickly saw through her plan to steal my balls, my popularity and my geek sex, so I punched her clean in the face. Given my weak punch and noodle arms, my mother was barely hurt, she retaliated, throwing me to the floor and beating me furiously.

I was extremely aroused.

So there I was, lying in a pool of my own blood and urine, my dragonballs gone, my computer in the midst of an electrical fire, my underwear heavily soiled and my dreams of getting laid in tatters.

I now know how my hero felt during the hardest of times, when he had to sell his animals to pay for the court fees. I will murder all of those responsible for his unhappiness, I swear I will.

This was the story of how my balls dropped, and how my mother took them from me.

[ananta...~v.4]

Originally Posted by WoW>Co

Hi retard, I've already visited your crappy ass site (article.co.91.com) LONG BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCED IT!

LEARN TO HIDE UR SHIT NOOB.

so what? its not like they are big secrets <_<


rofl fail at trying to be show off.