The fourth periodical: Wands has been released!

ZSDGrace · 05-08-2008, 03:17

The fourth periodical: Wands has been released. The Kungfu Wand dates back thousands of years to court physicians of the ruling families of China, who competed for the honor of teaching a member of the royal family the secret art. In the martial arts community, it was known as 'The King Of Martial Arts'.

What is the main content in this periodical:

Preface
Famous Wand Users
Chinese Wand Exercises
Wand Story
Videos On Wand

The next periodical will be released two weeks later.

Shara~v.19 · 05-08-2008, 03:33

great.

fireblood · 05-08-2008, 03:37

no one cares

Assy · 05-08-2008, 03:42

the what of who?

HERZELEID · 05-08-2008, 04:23

zipidee du daah!

Brainwa$heD-v.2 · 05-08-2008, 04:56

Who gives a ****

YuccasPL · 05-08-2008, 05:20

i really enjoyed this lesson mister

fireblood · 05-08-2008, 05:24

This is now the offical i like to abuse live support thread

zeuslovesyou · 05-08-2008, 05:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZSDGrace

The fourth periodical: Wands has been released. The Kungfu Wand dates back thousands of years to court physicians of the ruling families of China, who competed for the honor of teaching a member of the royal family the secret art. In the martial arts community, it was known as 'The King Of Martial Arts'.

What is the main content in this periodical:

Preface
Famous Wand Users
Chinese Wand Exercises
Wand Story
Videos On Wand

The next periodical will be released two weeks later.

THANKYOU I LOVE YOU I LAERNED HOW TO USE A WAND

Lyrioxal · 05-08-2008, 06:48

If anyone can be bothered to click through that gigantic story at the centre of the article and get all the way to the videos, watch video #2. That's sure to become the next internet pop culture video.

Lyrioxal · 05-08-2008, 06:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassy666-v6

no one GIVES A FLYING **** WHY WONT YOU GO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ****ED UP *****Y ASS BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND THAT WE WANT CONQUER AS IT WAS OVER A YEAR AGO WE DONT WANT THIS ****ING BULLSHIT

[shaniqua]Mmmhm honey child. You know dat's da truufs.[/shaniqua]

gillianchung · 05-08-2008, 07:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassy666-v6

no one GIVES A FLYING **** WHY WONT YOU GO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ****ED UP *****Y ASS BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND THAT WE WANT CONQUER AS IT WAS OVER A YEAR AGO WE DONT WANT THIS ****ING BULLSHIT

oh no
wheres our porno talk filled spear thread gone!
**** YOU *****S I WANT MY THREAD BACK YOU *******S

Tinkerballa · 05-08-2008, 07:28

Whut.

fireblood · 05-08-2008, 08:09

ass:
Hi

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Hi
May:
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ass:
yes there is a moderator on the conquer online forums who abuses his power
ass:
can you ban him
ass:
?
May:
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May:
Please send the detail about this moderator's wrong doing to service@conqueronline.com
ass:
hi
May:
Our staff will look into it.
May:
Hi.
ass:
Are you not part of TQ's staff?
ass:
Hi
May:
I am. But every staff in our company has his own duty. And our Live Support do not handle such issue. Thanks for understanding.
ass:
ok,are you a virgin?
May:
Sorry, do you have any more problem about our game?
ass:
Yes
ass:
I use bots in game but no one has bot jailed me yet
May:
Can you tell me?
May:
Thank you.
May:
We'd like to advise you to keep away from bot and obey the game rules in the future.
ass:
What if i dont?
May:
Do you think it is interesting for you to play with bot?
ass:
yes it is
ass:
I love to use bots
May:
I don't think so, to level up by myself, to work hard by myself in the game, I think this is the really reason for we to play the game, it makes the player feel more accomplished when they kill the monster or finish the quest, so they cherish the game.
ass:
In this game there is no such words as working hard
May:
Ok, if you think so.
May:
But I would like to remind you that, our staff will not be kind to the player who uses bot.
ass:
I bot but no one has botjailed me is it because i buy Dragon balls?
May:
Thanks for your calling.
May:
Bye bye.
ass:
wait
May:
Ok.
ass:
I have one more question?
ass:
!*
May:
It is my pleasure.
May:
Can you tell me?
ass:
Are you a virgin?
May:
Yes.
ass:
Would you loose your virginity?
May:
Thanks for your calling.
May:
Bye bye.

May has left the conversation. Currently in room: ass.

HERZELEID · 05-08-2008, 12:10

*pees*

05-08-2008, 03:17	#1
ZSDGrace Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 26	The fourth periodical: Wands has been released! The fourth periodical: Wands has been released. The Kungfu Wand dates back thousands of years to court physicians of the ruling families of China, who competed for the honor of teaching a member of the royal family the secret art. In the martial arts community, it was known as 'The King Of Martial Arts'. What is the main content in this periodical: Preface Famous Wand Users Chinese Wand Exercises Wand Story Videos On Wand The next periodical will be released two weeks later.

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05-08-2008, 06:48	#10
Lyrioxal Purple. ;] Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Norfolk ;o Posts: 2,345	If anyone can be bothered to click through that gigantic story at the centre of the article and get all the way to the videos, watch video #2. That's sure to become the next internet pop culture video. __________________ Faith. 2005-2008. Retired. Rolling on City of Heroes, Infinity server. Codex, <3. Mains: [Lyrioxal]:[130-127]:[Trojan-Trojan] - Original ~ Retired. [Lyriox]:[110-112-130]:[Water-Warrior-Trojan] - Future trojan ~ Leveling [Bugger!]:[70-130-130]:[Trojan-Warrior-Water] - Future poker ~ Leveling. ...& more.

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05-08-2008, 08:09	#14
fireblood Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Center of the earth Posts: 671	ass: Hi Welcome ass! Your request has been directed to the GM department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call. If the conversation intermits suddenly, please reconnect later. Thank you. Call accepted by operator May. Currently in room: May. May: Welcome to Conquer Online Live Support. You are speaking with May. How may I help you? ass: Hi May: Can you tell me the problem in detail? ass: yes there is a moderator on the conquer online forums who abuses his power ass: can you ban him ass: ? May: Thanks for your information. May: Please send the detail about this moderator's wrong doing to service@conqueronline.com ass: hi May: Our staff will look into it. May: Hi. ass: Are you not part of TQ's staff? ass: Hi May: I am. But every staff in our company has his own duty. And our Live Support do not handle such issue. Thanks for understanding. ass: ok,are you a virgin? May: Sorry, do you have any more problem about our game? ass: Yes ass: I use bots in game but no one has bot jailed me yet May: Can you tell me? May: Thank you. May: We'd like to advise you to keep away from bot and obey the game rules in the future. ass: What if i dont? May: Do you think it is interesting for you to play with bot? ass: yes it is ass: I love to use bots May: I don't think so, to level up by myself, to work hard by myself in the game, I think this is the really reason for we to play the game, it makes the player feel more accomplished when they kill the monster or finish the quest, so they cherish the game. ass: In this game there is no such words as working hard May: Ok, if you think so. May: But I would like to remind you that, our staff will not be kind to the player who uses bot. ass: I bot but no one has botjailed me is it because i buy Dragon balls? May: Thanks for your calling. May: Bye bye. ass: wait May: Ok. ass: I have one more question? ass: !* May: It is my pleasure. May: Can you tell me? ass: Are you a virgin? May: Yes. ass: Would you loose your virginity? May: Thanks for your calling. May: Bye bye. May has left the conversation. Currently in room: ass.

05-08-2008, 12:10	#15
HERZELEID C++/Java Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Heaven Posts: 2,830	pees __________________ Why so SeRIouS? :)

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